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She’s Dressing Down For Dates To See If They Really Like Her!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She has a new strategy for dates! She's planning on catfishing them...she's going to portray herself as LESS attractive than she really is before they show up! Good idea? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

She wants to hug herself up. She's too pretty, guys focusing too much on her looks.

0:05.9

So she's going into these looks trying to like tone it down a little bit.

0:09.7

All right, maybe she'll have some better luck. We'll get into her email here in just a

0:13.3

second. Um, when you guys are watching TV shows, is your default now to also turn the

0:19.0

subtitles on? No, no, yeah, no for Kristen. Yes, every single time I cannot understand

0:25.0

a word of what's being said, even if the volume is at max, it just sounds like blah, blah,

0:29.3

blah, blah, blah. Why is that? I don't know. Well, I do know actually there's an issue

0:34.3

with sound engineering and it's a big deal on Hollywood. Um, but the way they engineer

0:38.5

sound, it just isn't clear. And then if there's an action movie in their explosions, all

0:43.5

of a sudden, those will shake the walls of the house. But when dialogue comes on, I

0:47.9

my name is smart. Yes, kind of man. Yes, you, it depends on the show, but most of the time

0:52.9

I do have a more. No, I'm never looking at the TV. I'm usually looking at the phone

0:57.1

half listening to the TV. So subtitles are useless. I think I started watching me years

1:02.7

ago. I turned them on years ago because I loved peaky blinders, which was set in, uh,

1:08.2

in Europe and the accents were so thick, I couldn't really make what they were saying,

1:11.8

but it was really interesting. So I turned, I've never turned them off. Really? No, I

1:15.1

don't, I don't keep them on. There has been one or, uh, once or twice where somebody said

1:19.7

something and I couldn't make it out. So I rewound it, turned on the subtitles to figure

1:24.6

out what they said. And then after I figured out what they said, turned them back off

1:28.1

and continued watching the show. I've also noticed that there are times when someone will

1:31.3

say something from like behind the scenes almost, and you would never hear it if you don't

1:35.7

have the subtitles. Yeah. Um, it's the majority of people now. I've just read in the survey,

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