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The Bert Show Had VERY Different Vacation Experiences!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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We're back from vacation, with some highlights from our trips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bertio.

0:01.0

I'm no mathematician and I am confused and I am confounded by all the miles that most seem to cover on our vacation. This is our first day back. And the continents. And the continents?

0:15.8

And the continents. And the countries? Okay, so Mo has a thing with us where he likes to keep secret where he's going when we have downtime.

0:25.2

I don't think he knows where he's going.

0:27.0

A lot of the time that is the case.

0:29.8

So in this case right before we left the studio before we took off for vacation, I think we had

0:35.2

the door open and I'm like, so Mo what are you doing again?

0:37.8

And he's like, throwing it to buy.

0:39.2

And we're all like, what?

0:42.0

But then if you check his Instagram story he was all over the place. It was East Coast

0:47.3

United States. It was West Coast United States. It was Dubai. It was

0:50.8

another city in Europe. Well I knew I was going to Dubai and I knew I was going to Colorado to see my family.

0:57.0

And I knew I was going to New York.

0:59.0

Now, I have a thing where I'd rather not know how I'm getting to places that are far because if I

1:05.1

know that I have a 10 hour flight to go here and then a 7 hour flight to go here it'll

1:10.0

it'll like it'll make me not want to go right I don't like that part so when my

1:13.6

when I'm setting my trips up people help me and I don't know I'll

1:17.4

genuinely have no idea where I'm going before head I'm like just get me to

1:20.8

Dubai I know the days I'll be in Dubai I don't know how I'm getting there or getting back.

1:24.8

So I found out literally the day before the trip that we were going to stop in Amsterdam on the way there,

1:29.6

but it's for a few hours and then you go from Amsterdam to Dubai.

1:32.8

Right. And then coming back, we went from,

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