The Bert Show Fart Bombed The Studio To Punish Our Producers!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 11 August 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Furt Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I don't think I realized at the time when Kristen suggested it how bad this is going to be. |
| 0:05.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:06.5 | This is going to be pretty bad. |
| 0:08.1 | All right, so today is payoff day for Amber and Katie. |
| 0:13.0 | We have, we had a youth group challenge here over the course of the last week where they were doing disc tracks for each other. |
| 0:20.6 | And it was Katie and Amber that lost our competition with this track. |
| 0:28.7 | Rebecca, congrats, girl. You finally got a man. |
| 0:32.0 | But does he know that your tongue can't do what the others can? |
| 0:35.4 | And Abby, tell me why your fingers |
| 0:37.5 | look like... |
| 0:38.3 | No, literally. |
| 0:39.7 | They look like you dipped them in some shit. |
| 0:41.3 | Like, lay off the tanner. |
| 0:43.3 | For God's sake. |
| 0:44.3 | Ready, take a break. |
| 0:44.9 | Still hella single. |
| 0:46.7 | Blondie is thirsty. |
| 0:48.1 | Is that a new tan? |
| 0:49.7 | No, you just look dirty. |
| 0:53.2 | Oh, no. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. |
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