It's the Vert Show.

Oh, this is a nice tie-in.

It's Murphy's Law of Entertainment Buzz.

Your last name is Murphy.

That for three hours, there could be nothing going on in the entertainment world and the stuff that happened over the weekend, not huge news.

And then when she's done with her entertainment buzz, something breaks.

That is so big it must be talked about.

Here is your space.

I'm good.

Stop what you're doing.

Breaking news now on the bird show.

Nobody was frightened by that stager more than me.

Ask Kristen and you shall receive.

And Tommy's here before the break.

I'm like, do we have like a breaking news sounder? And he's like, hmm, I was, I didn't realize we had that. I go, right, and Tommy's here before the break, I'm like, do we have, like, a breaking

news sounder?

And he's like, hmm, I was, I didn't realize we had that. I'd like to know before. But that's all right. That worked perfectly. Perfect. They love it. Yeah, I'm going to need all, like, the PR agents to start dropping their important news before 915 on a Monday because sometimes I'm like, oh, we kind of talk about Greg Gutfield

because there's nothing else. Do they do that because of West Coast time? So they're doing it right like when L.A. is getting up instead of us, you know, early risers over here on the East Coast. It's so rude because Taylor Nation just dropped some of the biggest Taylor Swift news. I've seen in a long time.

Here's me drifting into psychosis once more to tell you that one of the biggest theories about Taylor Swift fans,

we have been wondering when her next era is going to come out and what the color attached to it is going to be.

And a lot of people have been assuming that the color attached to Taylor Swift's newest album is orange

because she had this big orange door

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