The Bert Show Comes Clean: We HATE Doing These “Fun” Things!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 26 June 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. Have you ever made plans like a week prior to something when you are in a fun social mood and then a week later? You're like, ah, yes, Thursday me was a lot more interesting than next Saturday me. And now I have to do all the plans that me last week made for me now, but I'm not in the same mood. 85% of the time. Always. Const constantly. That's me when I show up for dates. |
| 0:21.6 | I'm like, gosh, I was so, I was so thirsty last week. |
| 0:24.6 | Now I don't care. |
| 0:25.4 | Now I don't care if I'm surrounded by my cats watching Netflix for the fourth night in a row. |
| 0:29.9 | So I found this really fun TikTok from a creator called Eli Rilow who created a list of things |
| 0:35.9 | that only sound fun when you are in the right mood. |
| 0:39.8 | Welcome to a list I like to call things that are only fun if you're in exactly the right mood. |
| 0:43.8 | A dinner with more than four people when you're in the right mood is so fun. |
| 0:48.7 | But if you're not in the exact right mood to go to a group dinner, there's nothing worse. |
| 0:53.0 | Going to a store where hunting is mandatory for finding good things. |
| 0:56.6 | Sacksaw 5th, Nordstrom Rack, Marshalls, T.J. Max, all those kinds of stores. |
| 1:01.8 | That one, I felt in my soul. |
| 1:04.7 | Oh, I was just writing it down also. |
| 1:06.5 | That is so frustrating. |
| 1:07.8 | So, like, I have to be in the perfect mood to go to Nordstrom |
| 1:13.9 | Rack or T.J. Max because you do. You can't just walk in and just pick something because you are |
| 1:19.8 | going to be digging through racks. The sizes aren't ever where they're supposed to be. And |
| 1:24.7 | you're just, you're going to have to a lot a significant amount of time and a significant |
| 1:29.5 | amount of effort and dedication and if you are not in the right mood it is pointless there should |
| 1:34.6 | be a huge sign outside of Nordstrom rack and other stores like that that says if you have |
| 1:41.0 | ADHD do not enter this store because it's maddening. |
| 1:45.8 | They should serve you Adderall at the door. |
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