His Therapist Was So Excited That She Was Able To Make Him CRY!

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🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

His therapist was thrilled with their last session! Why? Because Bert finally CRIED while sitting in the chair! Has this ever happened to you?

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0:00.0	The Virt Show.
0:01.0	Let's start with some good news and some bad news.
0:04.0	The bad news is...
0:05.0	It's early in the morning.
0:06.0	It's a little early in the morning.
0:07.0	Okay, so what's the good news?
0:08.0	Today is Thursday.
0:09.0	What's so good about them?
0:10.0	I'm so good about it.
0:11.0	The week is almost over.
0:12.0	Almost over.
0:13.0	How long do you think a week is?
0:15.0	A week is a very long time.
0:16.0	Oh, I've had a really long week. It's almost over. It's almost over. So let's get back to work.
0:21.2	You folks ready for a show.
0:22.4	It's show time.
0:24.2	How's everybody doing this morning?
0:25.4	KK., how are you?
0:27.0	Why don't you start with somebody else?
0:28.4	Oh, hell are you?
0:30.3	I'm good.
0:31.6	I'm here.
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