I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Dig it holes.

Just when you think Ron DeSantis can't dig a bigger one, he calls in a Panama canal-sized

backhoe and just goes deeper.

Ron, by the way, is the governor of arguably the most insane Mad Hatter state in America.

This last week, the Florida Board of Education brought in a new curriculum on African-American

history, and this new standard says that black people benefited from slavery.

Black people benefited from slavery?

K.

You mean like the Jews benefited from concentration camps where they benefited by learning to concentrate?

So let us figure out how black people benefited from slavery.

Are you guys ready?

Hi, kids.

You've been taught so wrong for so long.

Slavery was just a jobs program.

Think of slavery as a 400-year unpaid apprenticeship with whipping, rape, and genocide.

Slaves learn valuable skills like how to be blacksmiths and how to grow crops.

They also learn babysitting other children when their own children were sold off to another plantation where those children benefited also.

And that's why African American billionaires far outnumber the white ones.

And those are the benefits of slavery.

The Florida Education Association, a statewide teachers union, representing about 150,000 teachers,

called the new standards a disservice to Florida students and are a big step

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