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🗓️ 21 July 2023
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:26.5 | applied, take your living by $7.31. Jeep is a registered trademark. |
0:38.2 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update Idiots Morons. Voters, |
0:44.2 | currently the polls are showing that the worst criminal against democracy is the frontrunner |
0:48.4 | for the Republican presidential nomination. Why do I say he's a criminal? Come on, |
0:55.5 | seriously? He committed voter fraud. We heard it. Tell us. I need 11,000 votes. He tried to overthrow |
1:01.9 | the government and killed democracy. We watched it. We will stop the steal. He stole top secret |
1:08.3 | confidential documents, including nuclear secrets. He admitted it. This president can be |
1:16.5 | criminal. How come no one on the right wants this guy arrested? And I'm asking because they all |
1:22.7 | wanted this pantsuit wearing woman arrested for emails? And none of those emails of top secret, |
1:31.6 | none restored in her bathroom or in her bedroom covered in cheeto dust. You know, sweet potato |
1:37.4 | Hitler is saying that the Biden administration is weaponizing the DOJ against him. Even though, |
1:44.6 | I mean, really, the government is weaponizing against him. His case is being run by a judge |
1:53.0 | that he appointed that the same judge had tried to deny access to the classified documents that |
1:57.8 | he stole. She's a hack appointed by Trump. And it's not the first time he's appointed to hacks. |
2:03.7 | The DOJ even brought on the outside guy, Jack Bobby Yaga Smith, a dude who prosecutes war crimes in |
2:09.7 | the Hague, which is the world court. And Jack Smith, by the way, is an independent prosecutor on his |
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