The Bees and The Bees

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's 2018, and #InsideTheCloset is back to work! Both Emma and Matteo are dealing with relationship drama. The girl in Boston is done, but Matteo has two men after him. We took questions about dating in the closet, and held an impromptu gay sex ed class for an 11 year old. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	All right, happy new year.
0:10.0	Hi, happy new year.
0:12.0	Happy new year. Happy New Year.
0:13.0	We got to start with...
0:15.0	I didn't see Mariah, but...
0:18.0	I felt like it was the play by play.
0:20.0	It was the Super Bowl of...
0:22.0	Were you excited? That was my Super Bowl of... Were you excited?
0:23.0	That was my Super Bowl.
0:24.0	And let me just say this.
0:25.0	I hope Janet Jackson shows up for the Super Bowl this year
0:28.0	and just rips off Justin Timberlake's broth.
0:30.0	Oh yes.
0:31.0	That's what I want.
0:32.0	I love that. It would make gay history.
0:34.2	Janet Jackson would push every single human being who's ever lived aside and
0:38.3	become the gay icon. That was that really was so fucked up when that happened.
0:43.0	Yeah, he ripped off her bra and then she was like...
0:45.8	People were mad at her, right?
0:46.8	Man at her!
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