My Date with Liza w/ Taylor Strecker
Inside the Closet
Starburns Audio
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2018
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wellman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet. |
| 0:06.0 | All right, we're back. And today we got a very special guest in the studio. Taylor. |
| 0:13.1 | Susan Boyle. |
| 0:14.1 | No, the opposite of that. |
| 0:16.1 | God I wish I could sing like her. |
| 0:17.2 | That'd be so fucking fun. |
| 0:18.6 | Let's be honest. |
| 0:19.3 | I don't think she's that great of a singer. |
| 0:21.3 | I think like America was just like she's real ugly but |
| 0:24.8 | something pretty came out of her and then you know because she was real weird |
| 0:28.9 | when she first came out you know she would I loved I we all cried I forgot about her that seems so |
| 0:33.7 | random she came out in like a shit sundress and she's like he's like where you from it's a |
| 0:37.8 | collection of villages like she like couldn't remember the name where she came from |
| 0:41.2 | she lives in a mushroom. |
| 0:43.0 | Everyone's like, oh, she's ugly and can sing! |
| 0:46.0 | It was the juxtaposition. |
| 0:48.0 | It was the juxtapit. |
| 0:49.0 | Because everyone was waiting for her to be like bad and then they booed her which is such a weird |
| 0:54.8 | mentality for television to have to watch someone real homely come out and they're |
| 1:00.0 | ready to boo her yeah that's evil that. That's really the whole concept of the show |
| 1:04.3 | be ready to boo like these people are going out and trying their best. Did you |
| 1:10.4 | watch that show? I did but I so I used to be a singer i.e can't sing anymore. |
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