Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

Inside the closet.

All right, we are here today with Sam Jay.

Hey Sam.

Hey, she's drinking out of a cats. She's drinking out of a cats cup which is that's the only

Broadway show I've ever seen is cats. Cats on Broadway. I saw it when I was little.

It's for foreign people and little kids.

It was fun. It's embarrassing to watch as an adult because you're like this because you now

you're in the mindset you're like that's an adult like riding around the stage like they're a cat.

And they don't look like their cats, they look like they have hepsy.

Yeah.

The makeup's awful.

I just remember one cat came into like the aisle.

That was all things like they come out and shit and

when pretended to pee on some shit. I remember that. It was like an alley cat and he was like a

like a like he was like the black one. Did the audience go nuts when he was like

the alley cat he was like a alley cat.

One came up to me and was dancing right in front of me.

And I had to pretend like I wasn't like,

I can't look at anything else.

I have to look at this cat and be like, this is,

I'm sure I was like some 25 year old gay guy who's like my dreams.

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