This is his text.

82-year-old woman raped.

My mom and aunt did their hair and makeup and ran out as soon as they heard.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

What worth it comes up for me?

So officials reported last summer citywide total of fecal incidents in city pools.

The post reports the total number of times swimmers dropped the kids

off at the pool. In the city's 65 pools, there were 4.2 shits per pool. An average of four

shits per day were documented during the 10-week season in New York City. People shit in the pool

272 times.

More than most toilets. The city pools with the highest incidence of shits.

Tied with 17 shits each, half in pool and the Bronx, as in half into shit.

In Manhattan, Hamilton Fish Pool, as in a ton of fish poo, and Lasker Pool in

Manhattan, as in, does she intend to shit in the pool? I'll ask her. Yes, she does. Two in Manhattan,

one in the Bronx. You'd think you would be a pool in Brownsville, or at least flushing.

If you must swim in any of those pools, don't go in the water without goggles, a wet suit,

possibly a mini submarine. I wouldn't swim in any of those pools, and I eat ass. One thing about

a fecal incident, you don't need poop detector. Add it to the water.

If someone shits in the pool, well, don't worry, you'll know. How difficult is it really to not

shit in a pool? 17 shits in the shittiest pools. That's four times the average. What? Was it built on

some kind of hallowed ground,

ancient Indian nursing home or something? I join me now. P.D. Diabber from the Bronx.

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