209 NYC CRIME REPORT with Ari Shaffir

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon

True Crime, News, News Commentary

4.2 • 831 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2015

⏱️ 42 minutes

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with guest Ari Shaffir from Skeptic Tank

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0:00.0	Well, yeah.
0:03.4	You're putting all your sins for the whole year on this fucking chicken soul.
0:07.3	That's exactly right.
0:08.2	That's what's so terrifying about it to the chicken.
0:10.4	Oh, right.
0:10.8	Not the waving them around, by the way.
0:12.3	No, it's because they're absorbing all that sin.
0:14.1	A year's worth of sin.
0:15.6	Jesus.
0:17.3	It was like the process.
0:18.8	From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.
0:23.3	A lady pro wrestler busted for stealing $1,400 worth of groceries from a stop and shop in Queens.
0:31.3	They say you shouldn't shoplift when you're hungry.
0:34.2	A 50-year-old Nicole Bass, ex- Wrestler, current regular on Howard Stern, but apparently the whack pack doesn't pay that well.
0:41.6	The 6-2-2-230-pound bruiser can't afford food.
0:45.5	The muscle-bound shop lifter was spotted in the parking lot of the Queen's grocery chain, rolling her loaded cart nailed in a stop and shop, load and roll, charged with
0:56.4	pedant larceny, possession of stolen property, and pathos-inducing poverty.
1:01.9	Queen's prosecutors gladly agreed to dismiss the case if she agreed not to Hulk out and rip
1:07.4	someone's dick off with her bare hands for at least the next six months.
1:11.8	Join to me now from Skeptic Tank.
1:14.2	He's hilarious.
1:15.3	You can see him at the DC Improv, July 17 through 19.
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