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🗓️ 15 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos. I'm Elena. I'm Ash. And this is morbid. |
| 0:05.6 | My name's kind of like automatopoeia. |
| 0:37.9 | Do you know what I mean? Ash. Ash. It is a little bit. Can you hear that? My kids love that word. I know. I was playing hide and go seek with one of them the other day, and we were hiding in a closet, and she just kept going, on the monopoeia. On the monopoeia. And I was like, shut the fuck up. You're going to get us caught. |
| 0:43.9 | And then the other kids just like stopped seeking us. Yeah, that they do that a lot. |
| 0:49.2 | Yeah. Playing hide and seek with my children is really a risk that you take. |
| 0:54.4 | Also, one of them is so good that it's like dangerous actually because I'm like, we may never find yeah there's times when i'm like i should put a little uh little jingle bell apple air tag on her |
| 1:00.4 | so that i'm going cat you're going mom yeah i'm like a jingle bell a little jingle bell on her |
| 1:06.3 | we can also lay out a saucer of milk for her like or we could just give her a little bracelet with |
| 1:10.8 | the apple air tag on it. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, also speaking of cats, thank you so much everybody for helping me with the tips about |
| 1:16.6 | like ceramic bowls and all that for feline acne. |
| 1:20.9 | We do all of that and he still has feline acne. |
| 1:23.4 | He's just got really persistent acne. |
| 1:25.5 | And now he's on prednisone and ointment and liquids and all that stuff. |
| 1:31.2 | It's really great. |
| 1:32.3 | It's awesome. |
| 1:33.1 | She showed me a clip from the office this morning. |
| 1:35.4 | She was explaining that she was like, you know, and now Remy needs like this ointment twice a day. |
| 1:41.6 | And he's on this and he's on that. |
| 1:42.8 | And I immediately thought of the |
| 1:46.1 | part in the office where Angela has Dwight go to like you know take care of her cat sparkles |
| 1:53.5 | and she's like she just she's like well he's diabetic so you have to roll the insulin don't shake |
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