The Artist (Season 3, Episode 13)
The Golden Girls Deep Dive Podcast
Golden Girls Deep Dive
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN GIRLS DEEP DIVE PODCAST! Starting from the beginning of the show, each week we recap an episode of The Golden Girls. Along the way, we sprinkle in researched deep dives into something from the episode or The Golden Girls universe!
In season 3 episode 13, OMG CHEESIES, IT'S FINALLY TIME TO MEET LASZLOOOOOOOOO!! We're also treated to the best dress-off of all time as the ladies prepare to go to the museum fundraiser which may or may not be the social event of the season. Anyway, time for the gals to battle it out for the love, affection, and, most importantly, attention of a world famous sculptor. And who wouldn't want to see the ladies immortalized in clay? Shenanigans ensue when Sophia tries gag after gag on Dorothy (including an epic whoopie cushion moment) as she plans her revenge on a friend who pranked her at the senior center.
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| 0:00.0 | The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double. |
| 0:04.8 | It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever! |
| 0:09.4 | Oh, got a bit intense there. |
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| 1:07.8 | Hello, Papa. |
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| 1:10.8 | Tell them, you just told me 10 minutes ago. |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, I just found out like 10 minutes ago. |
| 1:15.6 | Our cast album at Death Becomes or got nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Music Theater cast album. |
| 1:21.7 | And I guess the way that works is your name soloists, you too are the Grammy nominee. |
| 1:26.6 | So I guess I'm a Grammy nominee. Grammy nominee, Mother Cheese is I think how it's going to be on the statuette. I did. It's such an honor. Congratulations. You're amazing. Thank you. You know, last week I got to watch the last 20 minutes of the show, so I got to watch you do a live forever. You are incredible. I cannot believe because it was a Friday. We had just recorded. |
| 1:45.4 | We were going to that party. Yes. And so I got to come, but like I was watching you. By the way, |
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