Hello, Mother!

Hi, Papa.

How's it going?

It's great.

It's the holiday season.

Cheezies, this is our last recording before the Christmas and the new year. Isn't that wild? And whatever you celebrate, the winter solstice. Yes. Hanukkah. You witches in the woods with your cauldrons and your solstice. That's right, Wiccens. Cheezies, we're doing a holiday mailbag. We've never done a mailbag before. So I put a call out to the Facebook group for questions. We had over 210 questions.

I love it.

We're going to do all. We're going to do them all. So we're going to be here until the new year. Well, yeah. I'd like to get us started. Oh, sure. Because maybe Mama got Papa a present. Stop it. What is this? Oh, God. I'm such a son of a bitch.

I didn't get you anything. You're fine. Oh, my goodness. What is this? You're going to open it on the camera for it. Did you get me a lock yet? What is it? Is it a watch? Okay, hang on. It comes to the battery. I got you a vibrator. Is this the necklace part?

Wait, what is it?

Okay.

It's a pocket. Hang on. It comes to the battery. I got you a vibrator. Is this the necklace part?

Wait, what is it?

Okay.

It's a pocket watch.

Remember we talked about it?

What Rose was going to give to Buddy?

Remember we talked?

It was on this week's airing episode where I talked about how I got pocket watches for every boyfriend from Alla somewhere in time. And you got a locket. Yes. I got a locket. You got lockets with your picture and her picture. Yes. So I'll be expecting mine in the New Year. Oh, my God. You're getting a locket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But somewhere in time, the rock Mononov song, Na, nah, nah, nah, no. Mother, I love it. It's so beautiful. Merry Christmas. Thank you so much. Merry Christmas to you. Now, if you don't come to the next recording, wearing a waistcoat and a bowler hat. This is going to define my fashion going forward. Carrying a penny from 1912. Yes.

It's over. Then it's over.

Yeah.

All right.

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