Hello, Mother Cheesecake.

Hello, Papa Cheesecake.

Mother, first of all, the Cheeses are very worried about me in my mental health, in my dealing with not being an official ride or die. I think by the time this airs, we will have established that you are, in fact, a ride or die, right? Are you going to tell what we're doing tonight? Well, tonight, the day we're recording this. It will have happened by the time you hear this episode.

But we're recording this on Halloween. Uh-huh. And tonight we're moving in together. Almost. Baby steps. No, but tonight we are going to a Halloween party that happens to be Heidi. It happens to be Heidi Cluice Halloween party. This is like, I can't believe this is that mother called me the other day and was like, what are you doing on Halloween? I'm like,

well, I'm taking Daisy trick-or-treating early. Why? What's going on? Tell them what you said.

I, by the grace of the Halloween angels, I got invited to Ms. Klum's Halloween bash. And it is actually my favorite holiday. So to go to this,

apparently, you know, she is the queen of Halloween. And to be able to be invited to this is really a

dream come true. So we are so excited. So you'll have seen pictures of us at this point. But we decided to go,

we're mixing our love of comedy and true crime. We're going as characters from Clue. And if you saw the movie Clue, I'm going as Yvette the maid. I'm dead. I'm so excited. I'll be carrying the rope. Yes. And Patrick, he's going as. I'm going as Professor Plump, but it's my own take on Professor Plum.

Okay.

I found, like,

I was originally going to go as Colonel Muster,

but I got an Amazon costume.

It came.

I'm like,

this will not do.

No, because you know what?

Papa needs to feel sexy.

A little bit.

A little bit sexy.

So, yeah, everyone,

I mean, we all knew. It's like, oh, yeah, Professor Plum can get it. He can get it. It was Christopher Lloyd.

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