Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases, […]
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| 0:00.0 | Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick. |
| 0:05.4 | Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, March 13th, 2026. |
| 0:08.3 | Coming up on the program today, Lord Douche might not be the craziest one in our relationship after all. |
| 0:14.0 | Plus, a deranged lunatic shoots up Rihanna's house because she looks like she has Down syndrome. |
| 0:19.0 | And hoof, Botox, and hump fillers. |
| 0:21.4 | The scandal rocking the competitive Camel Beauty Paget World. |
| 0:26.9 | Libby, come on over. |
| 0:29.7 | I guess you and the girls have been wondering why I've got me this new hairdo and new clothes. |
| 0:35.9 | Well, you see, Libby, I'm going to become a big movie star. |
| 0:38.6 | You remember that guy Alfie that we met in the pub? |
| 0:41.6 | Well, he's been managing me now. |
| 0:43.6 | And next week, we're going to go to London to make a demo. |
| 0:46.7 | What's a demo? |
| 0:47.8 | Oh, a demo's a recording, Libby, a singing voice. |
| 0:51.9 | What do you mean, I can't sing? |
| 0:53.5 | I sing like a canary. Oh, no, Libby, my singing voice. What do you mean I can't sing? I sing like a canary. |
| 0:55.1 | Oh no, Libby. |
| 0:56.5 | All I want is you. |
| 0:58.2 | Okay, now Libby, go on over to the recorder and put on the recording by the Manhattan Transfer call. |
| 1:06.6 | Come on over, right? |
| 1:07.8 | And then you're going to see how I'm going to sing the demo. All I want is you. Come on over. All right, and then you're going to see how I'm going to sing the demo. |
| 1:11.5 | Oh, I want is you. |
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