The anatomy of a salmon
Match Made in Manhattan
Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison
4.6 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Salmon guts, Snapchat spirals, and a casual upper bleph. This week, we break down the anatomy of a salmon, debate why Gen Z won’t quit Snapchat, and try to keep our neighbor from crashing Barry’s. Colbie and Adam share a moving update, Katy preaches the bliss of doing nothing, and Adam spirals over Saturday night FOMO, the September social surge, and being too young and hot to be this bored. Also: Zack & Cody hotel game nostalgia, Wizards of Waverly Place, and the case for a tiny eyelid lift. All this and more on this weeks match made!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I don't think a school wants my fairy porn books. |
| 0:03.0 | To be completely honest, I have no idea. |
| 0:05.0 | What? |
| 0:06.0 | You don't think so? |
| 0:07.0 | No! |
| 0:08.0 | And I was like, go to bed. |
| 0:09.0 | I don't know what to tell you. |
| 0:10.0 | Anyone have any updates? |
| 0:12.0 | All, my British man, Katie's neighbor. |
| 0:15.0 | I have no idea. |
| 0:17.0 | I don't know the anatomy of a salmon. |
| 0:29.6 | Whatever, I'll just keep an eye on it. We're living life on the edge. |
| 0:31.6 | As always with this crew, life on the edge with Match Main. |
| 0:35.6 | Life is being lived. Life is being lived. Colby, how was life is being lived life is being lived |
| 0:38.9 | Colby how was your life being lived last night oh my god it was so fun I was trying to |
| 0:44.0 | think of a Zach Bryan lyric to like weave in to me asking you how it was but as we |
| 0:49.5 | know I know none of his songs well honestly I am so happy because my sister and I were talking about if we should go to |
| 0:59.7 | this concert or not. |
| 1:00.8 | And then she just spontaneously booked a flight from Boston to come in for the night. |
| 1:05.1 | She got here yesterday. |
| 1:06.4 | We went to the park gate. |
| 1:08.6 | Love. |
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