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🗓️ 18 July 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Curds and lube – the keys to success. This week on Match Made, Colbie’s Nespresso machine gives up on life, Adam and Colbie are one step closer to roomies, and Katy throws down the “if you haven’t used it in a year, toss it” rule—Adam defends the ninja creami with his full chest. We get a full date recap from Adam, Love Island chaos, a listener story involving homemade lube (yes, really), a plane girl with norovirus, and a heated debate over cottage cheese curds. It’s weird, it’s slightly gross, it’s deeply Match Made.
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0:00.0 | Colby didn't understand the value of the stair stepper. |
0:04.7 | It's not a stair stepper, though. |
0:06.2 | It's a peddler. |
0:07.0 | He deserves someone who's just down to go to Connecticut. |
0:09.2 | You know what? |
0:10.2 | We had another spicy skinny. |
0:11.5 | It's friendly banter. |
0:12.7 | If we're really getting down to it, Goldilocks is a con artist. |
0:15.5 | I am itching to hear about your date. |
0:31.6 | Oh, Katie's taking a chug of a coffee before she starts yapping. |
0:32.7 | Oh, you guys. |
0:35.0 | I've mastered the espresso machine. |
0:35.7 | Have you? |
0:37.4 | How is your coffee that you got? It's such a satisfying feeling when you master the espresso machine. Did you get, what's the coffee you got? Did you get like some specific bean that you're, that's keeping you alive in the mornings? I'm trying different beans. Okay. I'm not exclusive. Okay. She's a bean expert. I'm shopping around. Tell me about the beans, Katie. What kind of beans are we working with? I like a medium roast, but I got a lot of recommendations for like local places. So I got some local beans. Like local New York. Local New York, local Annapolis. I have like four different kinds over there that I'm working with |
1:13.2 | and I don't really know which my favorite is but honestly part of my kitchen clean out should probably |
1:17.7 | be giving you coffee beans because I have like so many good ones that I've collected they do |
1:23.1 | they go bad they get stale slash like they lose their their oomph if they're not sealed. Mine are sealed. Are they sealed? They never been opened. Okay. Yeah. And like we got this one recently that's this marshmallow. It says it's like marshmallow dark chocolate, like all kinds of like things that I'm interested in. But obviously like I don't. We have an espresso machine actually, but I never use it. You should. I just don't have the patience. You should take it to the new apartment. I really. Well, Colby has one, right? Yeah. I have a espresso machine that's been broken for about four years now. And I'm going to see if they'll replace it. Who's they? Nispresos. Nispros. Okay. They strike me as having good customer service. Yeah. I have heard from people that if your Nespresso machine is having the issue that mine has had since I lived in the East Village, they replace it. Let me just backtrack. You lived in that Tribeca apartment for how many years? You brought and it was broken in the three years in the Selege apartment. It's been broken for three plus years now. Correct. So that means you transported the broken espresso machine to the Tribeca apartment and it's never been used. Correct. Is it on your counter? I can't. No, no. Visualized. Okay. Oh, it's hiding. It's under my island. |
2:35.3 | I'm like at least. Taking up a lot of prime retail space. Well, I'm glad that it wasn't taking up |
2:40.8 | real estate on the counter at least. Yeah, that's the word that I was looking for, real estate, |
2:45.1 | not prime retail space. How many appliances am I allowed to bring to the apartment? |
2:49.2 | I don't know. There's no counterspace. How many do you need? Well, I have my ice cream maker. No. Oh, I kind of want that. Okay, perfect. Thank you. We need to get a new airfire. Those are gross. Okay, I'm down to throw away my air fire. I agree in alignment. But yeah, I have my ninja creamie. Remember when I was obsessed with my ninja creamie? But that's why we need storage things, which is what I have been pointing out. I think if we, the ninja creamies like massive. It's humongous. We bring that. It can go in the laundry room. Yeah. I can go in the laundry room. I can go in the laundry room what else do I have we |
3:25.4 | have like a pinini press that's never been used we have two espresso machines okay the panini |
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