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🗓️ 1 August 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Facebook Marketplace scams, fake Labubus, and a hundred-dollar hostage situation. This week, Colbie and Adam sign the lease on their new apartment and immediately spiral into moving chaos—bedframes, air fryer dinners, and a rogue velvet couch no one wants. Adam’s barber falls in love with Colbie, Katy recaps her second royal wedding of the summer (rain, LED bottle service signs, and all), and everyone debates whether Adam’s a bad person or just really good at FB Marketplace. Plus: hair loss panic, the psychology of why men love bishes, expired skincare hoards, and TikToks of bald men on flights from Turkey. All this and more on this week’s Match Made!
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0:00.0 | Being a bitch in a good way, allegedly. |
0:02.4 | So you're going to tell me if I'm an asshole or not. |
0:04.2 | Okay. |
0:04.8 | Oh, I love this game. |
0:05.7 | I'm going to be honest with you. |
0:07.4 | I do not picture you as a little boo-boo girl. |
0:09.8 | I don't think the barber is my soulmate. |
0:12.8 | No, he wants to make you his wife. So basically what you're saying is you lied to me. |
0:29.1 | So we're not having to sleep over the night before we move. |
0:32.3 | No, we can. |
0:32.8 | What if I come on Sunday? |
0:34.4 | Okay. |
0:34.9 | So what Colby and I are talking about to catch the people up. |
0:37.0 | Yeah, fill everyone in, please. Colby and I are talking about to catch the people up. Yeah, fill everyone in, please. |
0:55.0 | Colby and I officially signed our lease today. We actually, we signed a few days ago. Our landlord officially signed the lease today. Woo! Yes. He actually signed half the lease. And then I was like, this isn't, this landlord is so funny because first of all, he sent us the wrong lease for the wrong apartment. He's so unsurious. |
0:56.9 | And I was like, hey, sir, like, wrong apartment. |
0:58.0 | Fixes the apartment thing. And then eventually, like, we, Colby and I signed the lease a few days ago. And I'm like, cool, like, we'll pay you the money as soon as you countersign the lease or whatever. He sends us the lease today. Only signed half the lease. I was like, okay, sir, you missed at least. |
0:52.8 | He's probably hanging out on a beach somewhere. |
0:55.3 | I need to look them up. |
0:56.9 | Squinting at his phone. |
0:57.8 | I did look them up. Squinting at his phone. Oh, you did? Yeah, because it's not through like a property management company. It's just through a guy, or there's two guys that own the building and that's who we're emailing with. One of them lives |
1:27.8 | in the building with their family. On the second floor, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then the other one, |
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