The American Circus

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Congresswoman’s non-binary child assaults a police officer, is the real crime her mother referring to her as her “daughter”? The proud boys are preparing for civil war in 90 dollar designer shirts! It’s the American circus, get a ticket and enjoy the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken! The rules of comedy canceling, they’re coming for you, miss Swan! Finally, Yanni takes us into the future after humans are gone and rats and roaches evolve into intelligent, destructive beings who fall prey to the Freud death instinct, as well! Sponsors Cerebral https://cerebral.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=audio&utm_campaign=fumes Draft kings https://www.draftkings.com Promo: fumes Manscaped https://www.manscaped.com/?utm_source=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_medium=podcast&discount=l3VXt422eIga&amount=20percent&name=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_content=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas Join for our weekly bonus episode https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour See Yannis live Dates & Cities below All tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com San Diego Jan 26-28 Madison, Wisc Feb 9-11 Seattle (Tacoma) Feb 16-18 Chicago Feb 24-26 Atlantic City March 3rd Emmaus Pa, March 4 DC March 9-11 Dallas March 16-18 Springfield MO March 23-25 Phoenix March March 30-4/1 Mohegan Sun April 13-15 Tampa April 21-22 San Fran May 4-6 Providence May 12-13 Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQ Join our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw New episodes every Friday and new bonus episodes every following Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannispappashour Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost). Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good afternoon. Good evening. Good morning to everybody. Whenever you watch us, it is up to you.
0:05.2	We are not part of the for you algorithm that TikTok has invented. And by doing so,
0:12.8	has conquered all of social media. You were here on your own accord, unless this was suggested to you
0:18.8	because you like RU garbage. First up, my dates. I am in San Diego right now, January 26th to 28th.
0:26.5	I believe there are tickets. Get those tickets if you're watching this in San Diego. If you're in
0:31.0	California, drive down. Get out of where you are. It's flooded and people got guns and they're
0:36.8	shooting people. So get out of there and you're the safest places a comedy show. Madison was
0:42.4	constant February 9th through the 11th. I'm back at comedy on state where I shot my special.
0:49.1	So get your tickets. Madison was constant to come a Washington, which everyone is giving me
0:54.0	editorial retractions and telling me that it is an amazing place. It is not a corporate fast food
1:00.5	wasteland, but it is a lot of culture. There's an antifa museum there that I want to check out.
1:07.5	Chicago February 24th through the 26th show selling out tickets, going quick, get your tickets.
1:13.9	Atlantic City Comedy Club March 3rd. E-Mayus took me a couple of months to learn how to say
1:20.0	that town that nobody will ever care about. It's right there in Allentown. Oh, it's close to
1:24.5	Allentown. Yeah. Okay. So come out. Come out. If you're a feckleberg, what's the guy's name, what
1:30.0	the stroke? Grab your car heart jacket and your and your caterpillar boots.
1:34.3	Federman. Yeah. And your your rage over the fact that someone told you to learn how to code when
1:39.2	really you just want to work in a coal mine. Grab that after you get your breakfast at McDonald's.
1:44.9	Close the door with your key that you still used to open and close your door because your cars
1:49.5	still from 1991. You and Jared, you guys can tap cars. High five your cars from the 90s with
1:55.3	your keys and get tickets. E-Mayus. It's the best thing that's happening in E-Mayus ever.
2:02.2	For a long time, I will be there. Then DC March 9th through the 11th Dallas, Texas March 16th through
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