What's up everybody before we get into this episode or whatever it may be I am going to be as surprised as you are when it starts

Come see me live do stand up come see me live do stand up. It's a good time

It's a brand new hour. I'm working on

People seem to be enjoying it. I'm enjoying crafting it

Just come on out to Madison, Wisconsin February 9 through the 11th, right? How about them apples then to coma

Washington. I'm coming out to you Seattle and I'm bringing up full bottle of antidepressants

So I don't get sats. What's it called seasonal effective disorder?

Yeah, how to rush it's that's just called Russian in Russia

And then I'll be in Chicago only a handful of tickets left for those shows. They asked me to add a show

I said no not a piece of meat

You're not gonna work me. I'm not a fucking bottom line. I'm human being

Not gonna just fucking continue to add shows. I'm not a fucking pig pig pig no ink. I value my mental health

Obviously, I've been pushing myself to limit as is so you get these fucking shows and that's set

All right, or else we teach like we do with like Andy Kaufman did with Tony Clifton

We just teach we chat we put Jared in a in a wax face and he just goes out there and he just fucking

What's up? I'm yana switch going on

You know, there's problems on the right and the last

You know it is

You know keep it going

Which hey if I get huge and then I had something bad happens to me you guys got to keep it going

Oh, yeah, you got to keep it going like you got to put something on Jared get a wax thing

Yeah, I won't have to get eye surgery. You're gonna have to pull your eyes together

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