What's up, everybody? Before we start this episode, as always, I want to tell you about my live dates where you can come see me do stand up. Also, Jared Harvin is pretty much always with me.

There may be some tickets left for Sunday in West Nyak, New York at the levity live comedy theater. The rest of the weekend is sold out. Thank you, everybody, who came out.

San Diego, January 26th through the 28th. Madison, Wisconsin has been added February 9th through the 11th at Comedy on State where I shot my special beautiful club. Aaron Rogers will be there.

Tacoma, Washington, February 16th through 18th, which I found out is about an hour outside of Seattle. So I'm very excited to go sit in a culturalist mall area.

That's going to be fun to come. I can't wait to see what kind of interesting personalized cultural institutions you have. Can't wait to see what kind of fast food restaurants abound in Tacoma, Tacoma, Washington. But if you live in Seattle, take a trip, put your put your windshield wipers on and get out there.

Okay, and we'll kiss under the mistletoe past Christmas or whatever Tom Hanks did with Meg Ryan. She has a lot of work done now.

Chicago, these shows are selling out. So get the remaining tickets at Zany's February 24th through 26th Chicago. Get your tickets. Don't wait. They're selling out Atlantic City, New Jersey, Atlantic City Comedy Club, where all the famous comedians go to play Atlantic City Comedy Club.

Or as I say, a lot, all the famous husbands go to play.

Emmaus theater. Why am I going to Emmaus? I don't know. I said yes to it. I don't know where it is. Don't imagine it's going to be a charming little spot.

But I will be in Emmaus theater. They have a theater there. So at one point, they were flourishing and now I'm there. So there's no jazz band.

So come see us at Emmaus theater, March 4th, one show.

Then DC, March 9th through the 11th, Washington, DC. Those were going to be great. Dallas, Texas, March 16th through the 18th.

Springfield, Missouri, excited, exciting. Jesus Christ. Some of these places I wish it was an hour flight, but they're not. It's not worth the flight.

But it's going to be the funnest show. But I'm not sure how many listeners are from Springfield, Missouri.

So if you have a fat ant that lives in that area, give her a call and let her know, oh, Yani Papis is going to be there.

Tampa, Florida. All right. Get off the poles for a second, ladies. Use all those dollar tips you made. Hugging those poles and clear heels and come out for a little comedy.

And I'm speaking also to you, you goddamn down on your luck meth heads. Get a ticket. Tampa, April 21st through the 22nd. San Francisco, California. Put on your Patagonia and ladies with your natural gray hair.

And come on out to the show May 4th through 6th and let me know about how much of a better person you are because of what you're doing to save the whales and sea turtles.

Then we'll be in Providence, Rhode Island, where I am goddamn cursed. March 12th through the 13th.

Either I'm getting a flat tire, I'm getting carted off in a stretcher or Sergio's getting food poisoning. But that's my history. I also had one great weekend there.

But come, come check that show. Those always sell out as well. The comedy connection in Providence for Rhode Island May 12th and May 13th.

Now, let's get into this very, very brilliant and informative news episode.

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