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There was much public outcry after Tom Beetleberry was named President of Crab Apple's Women's Club.

In response to many crabappilians calling for the dismissal of Tom Beetleberry,

newly elected Mayor Slaubush took to the government website to send out a pre-recorded message to the ladies of crabapple.

And now here's the sound bite you will only hear on WSHIG breaking news.

Women, let's get this stuff going.

I'm not going to keep paying prostitutes, but even the electronic stuff.

I mean, that's not actually in the bed. So women, let's figure this out. I mean, that's not actually in the bed.

So women, let's figure this out.

I mean, it's not a big deal, but, you know, I think I'm just going to be celibate the rest of my life.

As I tell my psychiatrist, I know, but I'm going to be celibate like this.

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The mayor then went on to sign a mayoral executive order, declaring buy one, get one on

mango margaritas at all three margarita-chacharita locations in Crabapple.

While most citizens are still angry about the appointment of Tom Beetleberry, they are also,

for the most part, drunk.

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