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This hour of WSHIT News, sponsored by Jerry's Pond Shop and Padding Zoo, that Jerry's were making deals while the Piggy's squeals.

On a follow-up to a follow-up story, after newly elected Mayor Slaubbush announced that Tom Beetleberry would be the president of the Crabapple Women's

Club, the citizens of the township were outraged.

In response, Mayor Slaubush put out a video further enraging the citizens of Crabapple.

He then signed into law, buy one get one, mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas, causing

the township to be further outraged

and mostly drunk.

In response to the Bogo Declaration, the pastor of the hard sword of the Lord called the mayor

and demanded that he rescind the buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas.

So if you're following up to this point, everyone is outraged at everyone.

Now with the entire township in chaos, Mayor Sloughbush has put another pin in the paddle,

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