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We're on Crabapple's local news like Elmer was on horses and glues.

Newly elected Mayor Samuel Slawbush continues his remaking of Crabapple by slashing township positions,

ignoring the township judges and installing his own family,

friends, and donors into high-ranking roles in city government. Today, Mayor Slaubush announced

his pick for president of Crab Apple's Women's Club, Tom Beetleberry. Mr. Beetleberry, of course,

is the owner of Tom's barber and bourbon bar on the west side of town. His pick, however, does not come without controversy. Many found Mr. Beetleberry's pick to be a surprise. Some in the community have pointed out that after 100 years of the Crabapple Women's Club, Mr. Beetleberry will be the first president of that club. That is, not a woman. After the the swearing in of Mr. Beetleberry, he gave

remarks to the women's club. He had this to say when asked what advice he had for the women of

Grab Apple. All your girls who do, only fans, all the men want to see you up in a strip club

getting naked. You're in top list, even down at the bottom. Honestly, they do.

That's the truth.

I ain't going to lie.

They want to see you naked.

Mr. Beetleberry was later escorted out of the building by local authorities after repeatedly

calling his ex-wife on speakerphone and yelling, quote,

Are you happy you married my brother now? End quote. WSHIT will stay on top of this one.

We'll be back after this commercial break.

On this episode of the commercial break. You could have done this tongue and cheek there's so many

different ways you could have done this and probably just like healed yourself and your reputation

along the way but you chose to pretend like you knew what you were talking about the second time

and you failed this part of me feels a little tiny little bit empathetic toward Billy, because I think he's

just a big lug nut.

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