Dear diary, it's beach season, bitches.

Time to get sloppy messy with some below don't margaritas and carve it up with my surf instructor Tyler.

You may wonder, Tracula, how can you carve up that sweet spray, what with your vulnerability to sunlight and feel of non-stagnant bodies of water?

First off, I got the SPF 60,000. Second, I'm not afraid of water, just the things dwelling within.

Like Pankton, which is basically like a hundred billion little bugs, no thanks.

There's bigger fish to fear too, of course,

and none so big as the behemoth himself.

Malo be d'eriac. Yeah. Oh, I, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Dad I appreciate the little Marionette dance of course I do I'm a human with two eyes

and heart but Pinocchio famously has no strings. Oh that's how you want to start

the show? That is Disney bounding over there and you want to squish that minute one?

Hi everybody welcome to the adventure zone.

It's our first time taking Taz versus Dracula out on the road in an interactive 4D experience.

We're calling Taz versus Moby Dick and we're so glad you could join us. We hope you enjoy the sights sounds and

Smells of the adventure zone

You may get sprayed you will get sprayed If you look in the back of each chair

There's little holes. That's where the spray and the scent comes out of

We should maybe explain if you haven't listened to Taz versus Dracula. It's our most recent

season in which three lovable scamps try to murder count Dracula and it's also sort of a celebration of characters in the public domain.

Let's introduce ourselves.

We're starting on this. I'm Griffin Macroy, actually I'll start with me I'm the Dean hello.

Travis I'm Travis I'm Travis Mcroy and I'll be playing Crawford mutner you can call me

mutt everybody does.

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