The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 20

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Negotiations go awry, but the Dracula hunters won't let a little thing like an angry and powerful god stand in their way. Mutt takes a load off and puts it back on again. Phileaux gets a new (interim) title. Godwin tells an elegant joke. Additional Music in this Episode: Additional Music in this Episode: "J.S. Bach: Chromatic Fantasia" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Pentagram" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; and "Instrumental Mystic Song for Paranormal Videos" by UNIVERSFIELD: https://freesound.org/people/UNIVERSFIELD/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dear diary, I found a new haunt to call home, a busted-day's castle perched on the Northern Cape.
0:12.0	It's a bit of a fix rubber what with its wood-paneled walls and popcorn ceilings.
0:18.0	But my realtor assures me that it's got good bones. Oh, sorry, my realtor is a skeleton.
0:29.0	If you were there when he said that, you'd have been posting up. I suppose the only feature that
0:36.4	matters is the unavigable swamp land surrounding the castle which will
0:41.6	afford me the solitude I require to focus on what really
0:45.8	matters my music.
0:50.3	Oh Jesus. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:03.0	oh, oh, oh,
1:04.0	so, oh, Oh, you know, it's not.
1:13.0	Oh, you know. Oh, Oh, Oh, Yeah, it's the one I think it's like,
2:03.0	baa ma'am, Yeah, it's the one like it's like,
2:12.8	baa man, baa man.
2:15.3	You all are fighting on a big skull, which is pretty fucking metal,
2:18.5	if I say so myself.
2:19.6	I'm just looking at this map on...
2:21.2	Yeah, man.
2:21.7	Roll 20, and I'm just like got this is the most
2:24.0	metal shit I've got Griffin you've done done it again it's only metal though if you
2:28.4	know that we're a regular size and the skull is huge if you imagine we've been
2:32.3	shrunk down
2:33.5	and it's a normal sized skull, it's not that metal.
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