Dear diary, when I was new to the immortality game, I got some great advice from the mummy.

He told me, Dracula, he said, everlasting life can be a real drag if you don't got a purpose.

Then he turned into a million locusts. My purpose is lumeno, but before I settled on that I did bounce around

between a few other hobbies, one of which being hedonism.

It's not a chapter of my life I'm particularly proud of but I must admit,

mine and the wolfman's achievements in the field of Bacchanalia are this stuff of party legend. religion. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, yeah. Oh, Oh, I'm trying to say Griffin and we can check this out if I'm not supposed to hear the intro

but describing hedonism as a hobby? It makes me wildly happy. Okay, that's, okay.

I mean, it sounds like Tritis loves Dracula.

And the whole purpose of this whole campaign

is to kill him.

I just didn't know, like maybe there were people during the pandemic

who were like, you know what I'm going to pick it up?

I've always wanted to try hedonism.

Sure.

Couch whatever you want, but Dad and Justin,

keep your heads on a swibble, because I think you might have

a co-conspirator in your midst a fang love with lover.

The three of you, after nearly a full day's ride following your

encounter have arrived at the ungentlewood and following a shockingly large number of animal tracks

you all have made your way with less than an hour to spare on your

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