The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 8

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The vampire hunters become monster hunters as they face down a mysterious potion-wielding duo. Mutt goes on a retrieval mission. Phileaux drives home his ideology. Godwin throws a Hail Mary. Dice sounds by Tal M.

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0:00.0	Dear diary, I believe it to be vitally important to live a life free from regrets, because as
0:09.6	anymore told that shit tends to end up over time.
0:13.0	However, I must home up to the occasional catastrophic boner.
0:19.0	For example, the whole vampire thing. I mean, hindsight is 2020, but when a subterranean cosmic
0:29.5	entity offers you infinite power, it is probably prudent to ask a few follow-up questions.
0:37.6	Like does this power require me to drink buckets of yucky yucky
0:43.2	or want my elongated fangs poke my bottom lip like a million times a day
0:50.7	spoiler alert, to both. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:03.0	oh, well. Oh, you know, it's not.
1:13.0	Oh, you know.
1:15.0	Oh, you know. Oh,
1:16.0	Oh,
1:17.0	Oh, Oh,
1:18.0	Oh, Oh,
1:20.0	Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Let's roll initiative.
2:14.0	Oh, I like it when we start out going hot like that just the sound of dice on the floor baby.
2:20.0	That's all I need for me guys.
2:22.0	Dice on the floor.
2:23.2	16 total.
2:25.3	Fuck yeah, I don't see you in this campaign anymore for some reason,
2:29.3	but that's okay.
2:30.3	Yeah, but I'm gonna fix you up.
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