The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 14

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The monster hunters must face down threats from both the sea and the air if they have any chance of crossing the lagoon. Phileaux hooks a big one. Godwin takes up the bat. Mutt slugs someone. Dice sounds by Tal M.

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0:00.0	Dear diary, a lot of people ask me, Dracula, what's the hardest part about being
0:10.3	Dracula? And they expect an obvious answer like, is hard navigating the menu at the olive garden.
0:19.6	But I could not even comprehend the real answer which is this. It is such a pain in the ass to keep track of all the other traculas. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:45.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, Oh, I'm not. A most unexpected twist has taken place if I can pat my own back here in that in the
2:00.7	middle of reeling in.
2:02.6	Dig me!
2:03.6	Yeah.
2:04.6	Well guys, I done it again.
2:06.6	Well, from the twist of mind that brought you, you are in the middle of reeling in this great big fish.
2:14.4	A real big fish.
2:15.4	A real big fish.
2:16.4	A real big monster fish when all of a sudden, Lady Godwin, from a bag that one of you was left on shore. In fact, it was,
2:26.0	but it was one of your bags of supplies,
2:30.0	moved of its own accord and from it sprung a Dracula head with bat wings growing out of the sides of it,
2:37.6	flying at you and yelling jump scare.
2:41.5	You are supporting the weight of this fishing operation with both hands
2:46.3	Lady Godwin. This Dracula head is flying at you. What do you do?
2:52.0	Well, okay, so you, I thought that, okay, to be fair, and I don't want to, I didn't notice it.
2:59.8	Like I wrote, my last role was that I did not.
3:02.0	Oh, it jumped out to scream jump scare at you
3:04.5	and flew in towards you.
3:06.2	You have like a split second.
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