The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 13

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The Dracula hunters crack a cold one with a fishman and a basketball as they prepare to cross the Black Lagoon. Phileaux takes a dip. Godwin shotguns it. Mutt gets crafty. Dice sounds by Tal M.

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0:00.0	Dear diary, I will be the first to admit that to the outside observer, Ongrave is a pretty spooky place.
0:11.0	And sure, as it's regent I am somewhat to blame for that. But it's hard to sympathize
0:19.1	with the teeth chattering babies who can't handle the occasional monster encounter because I'm only afraid of one thing.
0:28.0	And, well, as vast and vindictive as that thing may be, I neutralized it years ago.
0:37.0	Well, okay, two things. I don't like little bugs.
0:41.0	Yuck. No thanks thanks you can keep them. Oh, Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I always feel like you could have like kisses like some kind of like okay love you
2:05.4	bye it is a diary so I don't know you don't sign off your diary I don't sign off my
2:10.9	diary with kisses to my future self.
2:13.2	That would be a lot.
2:15.2	Yeah, for sure.
2:15.8	I sign off all of mine.
2:17.2	Yeah.
2:18.2	I sign off all of mine.
2:19.7	Thank you, Reader, because I just assume it someday it will be published as like I start all my
2:25.0	journal entries with dear history yeah exactly so mine is dear future husband
2:29.9	here's some things you need to know.
2:32.8	The three of you have just had a somewhat disturbed night's rest by an encounter with
2:40.6	the invisible man.
2:41.6	You have... Okay, yeah, no, and then you... with the
2:45.0	counter with the invisible man.
2:48.0	You have...
2:50.0	You all got down with the city.
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