The ABC Not So 80s Themed Birthday Party

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🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Picture this! You’re invited to an 80s themed party in your neighborhood, and you’re super excited up until you find out that this party may just be on the X-rated side. One of K. Lee’s good friends mentioned that him and his wife were going to visit another couple that they haven’t seen in a few years. The couple throwing the party had been doing really well for themselves, so they weren’t surprised when they got to the party, and it was in a multi-million-dollar house. K.Lee’s friends go into the party and as expected, everything seemed normal. “People are on the main level just chilling in their 80s gear, and they start drinking and catching up – and they’re like “yea go check out what’s gong down in the basement.” They go into the basement, and to their surprise, what they thought was an 80s theme birthday party turned into an Anything But Clothes (ABC) party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen, it's the virtue.
0:02.0	I feel you're cruising around with kids in the car.
0:03.7	Here's a little warning.
0:04.7	We're going to get a little adult here for just one second.
0:06.9	All right, so you're excited to go to this neighborhood party, right?
0:11.2	And you just found out it's going to be, you know, this normal neighborhood party.
0:15.2	Everybody hanging out.
0:17.0	You get there, Kaylee, and you realize it is something very different where you find
0:20.2	out in the beginning.
0:21.2	Oh, this isn't me, Bert.
0:22.6	Oh, okay.
0:23.6	Now, this is not me.
0:25.6	My wife and I have been propositioned by swingers before, you know, to join them, but
0:32.4	done.
0:33.4	This was not me.
0:34.4	This is one of my good friends.
0:35.4	And actually, I was talking with my friend and I was asking him what he was doing this
0:39.1	past weekend.
0:40.1	And he said that they were going to visit another couple.
0:44.0	They used to live in the same neighborhood together.
0:45.8	So they're going back to the old hood?
0:48.3	No.
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