The 555 Rule

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan still goes to the tanning bed The Donald Trump Tan Package Anything is content: Blue’s Bowels Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses The Testosterone Shed Blue’s ‘betes Blue got personal The 666 rule Professor G? The male loneliness epidemic Meet people through friends! Instagram’s parental controls Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Because I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs
0:05.0	As they try to teach me how to dance
0:09.0	A fox drop above my head
0:13.0	A sock up beneath my third
0:16.0	A disco ball is just hanging by a thread I like to make myself
0:23.8	on this episode of the
0:30.5	I'm in the
0:33.0	555 5.
0:35.3	I'm 5ish something foot tall I have 5.5. I'm 5-ish something foot tall.
0:40.6	I have five extra pounds on each love handle, and I have a 500 credit score.
0:45.5	So if you're looking for that, dial me up.
0:50.4	You know my number?
0:51.4	You got me.
0:52.6	Aster's looking for 5555
0:54.2	she might be looking for 5 5 5 4 pretty soon but anyway you get after my tanning bed credit incident the next episode of the commercial break starts now oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly mediocre podcast, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. What another lovely day here in the studio we're having here. I don't know because
1:27.6	it's all blackout curtains. But I imagine it's a beautiful day out there. It is. It's beautiful out there.
1:31.9	Yes. Tell me all about it, Chrissy. Break me free from my
1:36.4	shackles. From the shackles that chain me to this dumb podcast all the time.
1:43.3	Oh. The sun is shining. the weather's cooler a little bit.
1:47.9	Oh, it sounds so nice.
1:50.4	It sounds so delicious.
1:53.6	Unfortunately, I'm sneezing like crazy because of the rag.
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