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The Commercial Break

Love Prevails!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpiling drugs The pagers… Jen & Ben Krissy’s parents’ three marriages On your journey… A stolen tennis ball Sex Robots It’ll help a “little” Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot Philosophy by Sex Doll Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I had no one to turn to. My family was dead, my dog dead, the tree it used to piss on, dead. I mean how could I,

0:09.5

Petunya watermelon, save the world? I didn't want these magical powers that no one had

0:14.4

seen since that one old guy had them last. I'm just a girl, small, petite, skinny and

0:21.0

plain as fuck even though everyone at the school wants to dig me down.

0:25.0

But I have no choice.

0:26.4

The Doritos Locos Taco was coming and if I didn't do a 360 kick flip into its throat,

0:32.2

this world would be lost forever.

0:35.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:41.0

If I was lonely, I think I would be open to the idea that someone could come in and or something could come in and it may not be the real thing, but at least it helps a little bit right and you know that's what I say to

0:55.1

asked for when we have sex I say it may not be the real thing but it'll help a little

0:58.6

bit she says little is the underscored word in that sentence.

1:06.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:11.0

2.30 in the morning! Now. Joy Hautley. Best you, Chris. Best you out there in the podcast universe.

1:25.0

How the hell are you?

1:26.0

Thanks for joining us.

1:28.0

Here we are on this spectacular Friday afternoon.

1:32.0

Having a great time. Well, Friday afternoon. And a great time.

1:33.0

Friday afternoon.

1:34.0

It's Friday.

1:35.0

It's Friday.

1:36.0

It's Saturday, Sunday, but...

1:39.0

I'm still trying to cope with the news that we have heard not so long ago about P. Diddy's

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