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The Commercial Break

Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.  Big day for news! Pagers exploding P. Diddy craziness You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele) Check the perimeter! Bryan’s pool drama Squirrels whittling their teeth Bryan shocks his pool A dead mole! And a frog! A gay squirrel bath house The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section Juicy info The rudest city in America Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

If you want to come over, we made mac and cheese, crout weanies, and bread butter pickles.

0:05.8

And we're going to watch something scary on Hulu.

0:12.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:15.5

And he goes, yep, you're low on chlorine.

0:18.0

And I go, oh, okay, great.

0:19.4

How do we do this?

0:20.1

And he goes, well, well you're gonna want to

0:22.2

shock the pool first shock it shock it I've heard of that yes it's it's a thing shock it I'm going to

0:30.6

scare you now with my wicked ways you'll, I'll scare you clean.

0:40.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:45.7

Yeah, boy!

0:47.3

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my

0:51.5

dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joey, totally best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. What a day of news. Whoa. You're hearing this just a day after we're recording it. Usually we don't. We're not this timely, but today we are. And I might say matchy, matchy, We are right. Wow. We look very color coordinated with the curtains and everything i feel

1:12.7

like we're bleeding into the curtains a little bit we did not plan that but here we are excuse me uh wow

1:19.4

what a day what a morning it's been for news it is in it is crazy first of all fed set to cut rates for the first time and a long time tomorrow.

1:29.9

Markets are responding positively.

1:31.4

Economy's still very strong.

1:33.5

And this will mean great news for everybody who's borrowing money, including or not including,

1:39.0

Brian and Astrid, who just bought a car this morning.

1:42.0

We couldn't have waited one fucking day.

1:44.0

Couldn't wait in one fucking day. It's your old method. It's my old method. You're staying true. Buy high, sell low. That's how you get in on the action. Buy a used car at the highest possible price, at the highest possible interest rate, and then sell it when it's completely depreciated.

2:35.1

Anyway, I do have to say we use one of those online car services. I'll name it, Carvana. And the experience was rather pleasant. They're not a sponsor of the show. I'll just share with you that they were pleasant. Because Astrid and I honestly don't have the time to go looking for a car. No, you had to just order it. Yeah, so we knew what we wanted because we've driven this particular model before. and, you know, so we said, go ahead and get it. And they just delivered the car. It took like two seconds. They delivered it. We walked around it. It was amazing. They showed the ID. They gave us the key. I could have been Joe Schmoe off the street, honestly. But anyway, that was interesting. So mortgage rates, interest rates for credit card rates, all of that will come down down and they're already at the lowest in a couple years. Number one. Number two, fucking Israel. That

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