The 2025 Valentine Hotline

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The girlies open the Binchtopia Valentine Hotline once again to offer listeners advice for navigating the ups and down of love. Binchies around the world call in with important questions like: why do I always find myself dating older men? How do I escape a six year situationship? Why does my boyfriend only pay for things in cash? Plus, so much more! Digressions include the queen of Pakistan’s incredible press tour, whether or not we’ll be reading Joan Didion’s diary, and asking ourselves: is Kylie Kelce okay?

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This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb and edited by Allison Hagan.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Binchotopia. We hope you enjoy your stay.
0:14.7	Hi everybody, welcome back to Binchotopia.
0:17.2	Hello and welcome back.
0:18.8	And welcome back to our Valentine episode, our yearly Valentine
0:22.9	episode, the Valentine Hotline. Yeah, we're excited to hear your love related queries again,
0:28.7	your love horror stories. Many horrors have befallen you all, and we are sorry to hear that.
0:34.6	We are sorry to hear that. But before we get sorry to hear that, you can join us on our Patreon at patreon.
0:39.4	At patreon.com slash Binchotopia where you can get access to our bonus episodes, our monthly zooms, and our media sodes.
0:45.2	What was the most recent bonus episode that we did?
0:47.7	We did just like a mailbag.
0:50.2	A mailbag.
0:50.9	We did do a mailbag extravaganza.
0:53.2	We really took the piss out on this guy.
0:56.0	We did.
0:57.0	And we really heard the stories of some people who have shaken up their lives and the consequences of shaking up your life.
1:02.0	So all sorts of exciting things happening.
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:05.0	Also on the Patreon is our video episodes, which if you're watching right now, you will notice that we are decorated
1:11.4	for Valentine's Day. You are looking like a little alien with your alien hearts. Yeah,
1:16.1	with my little alien hearts and this little sweater that my mommy gave to me from Old Navy.
1:20.6	Oh.
1:20.8	It's pretty awesome. I thought you were going to say she knit it. And I was like, wow, her mind.
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