Bangs Are For Evil People *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
The girlies dive back into the mailbox trenches to read a plethora of your gagworthy moments and the aftermath of shaking up ya life! Digressions include the tragic Shakespearean figure of Hawk Tuah, exes who can’t stop shitting their pants and Julia accepting her crown as the #1 anti-situationship warrior.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's another one. |
| 0:00.8 | In defense of the situation ship. |
| 0:02.5 | Okay. |
| 0:03.3 | Interesting. |
| 0:04.0 | Order in the court. |
| 0:04.7 | I'm going to, I'm interested in how somebody said Julia's the number one |
| 0:08.1 | anti-situationhip warrior in our comments. |
| 0:10.6 | And I was like, well, yes. |
| 0:12.1 | I do think you are. |
| 0:12.9 | I do think potentially you've saved thousands, if not millions. |
| 0:16.2 | Okay. |
| 0:16.6 | Hey, Benchies. I'm napping in bed with my two cats and figured what better time to write my newly favorite radio post hods. He-he. Radio. I love radio pod. Are we on the radio? I said radio post-hods. That's so |
| 0:28.7 | awesome. I meant radio podos. I'm a 28-year-old male grad student. Sorry, that was a jump scare. Mail alert. Mail! Which I think puts me amongst the lucky |
| 0:42.9 | few fellows to discover the wonders of the binchy world. I listened to the Valentine's Day episode |
| 0:46.9 | recently and thought I'd share some thoughts on the wonders of the situation ship gasp. All right, |
| 0:52.1 | a man defending the situation ship? I'm shocked. Shocking. I think this is useful for the |
| 0:57.4 | fellow binges because sometimes categories are hashtag restrictive and we don't need more chains on our |
| 1:01.5 | gorgeous girls. Men always say that. They're like, no, I'm actually trying to free women by fucking over |
| 1:06.3 | multiple of them at the same time. This is for you ladies. Never forget. I'm sorry, I'm like, this is why we don't have any male listenership. |
| 1:12.8 | I'm like immediately digging into everything. |
| 1:15.8 | A little over a year ago, I ended an almost two-year relationship with an ex. |
| 1:19.1 | Like so many kiddos are age, we ran a million miles a minute. |
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