That’s Not Your Man, That’s Ted Bundy *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, the girlies play an exciting new game using your green and red flag submissions. Using a random generator, they create a person who has two green flags and one red. Then they decide — should one date this fictional mans? Digressions include inconveniently-timed Valentine’s Day dinner reservations and an exploration of what height makes a man short.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, new guy just dropped. Has gray hairs in their 20s. Short in parentheses, as a man will |
| 0:06.7 | never look down on you. Okay. Okay. How short is short do you think for a man to be? I don't know |
| 0:12.9 | because that to me isn't a green flag. Like I'm short men, I've not been awesome in my experience. Yeah, |
| 0:17.5 | and I've given them many chances and it has not, in my experience |
| 0:21.0 | has not worked out super well. So I'm already like, I mean, having gray hairs in your 20s, |
| 0:25.5 | like, okay, although I'm like, why are you so stressed out? Yeah. What are you doing? Is this Larry David? |
| 0:30.5 | And what's the third quality? The third quality is regularly posts on Facebook. He sounds old. He sounds like he's actually really old. |
| 0:40.6 | He's so short because he's 20s. It's Bernie Sanders. It's Bernie Sanders. That's your man. |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah. Posts on Facebook actually is like kind of like a really like sneaky red flag. |
| 0:51.7 | Yeah. Because that's like the most conservative. It speaks to me about like you're like there's something off about what time period |
| 0:57.9 | you think you live in. |
| 0:58.9 | Yes, totally. |
| 1:00.1 | And like Facebook is like the most unusable by far of any. |
| 1:03.6 | Like I log on like to check on my family and stuff and every other thing is like AI |
| 1:08.5 | slot. |
| 1:09.0 | I only accidentally check Facebook sometimes when I'm trying to log in through Facebook |
| 1:12.5 | and then I like see that somebody's pregnant and that's about it. |
| 1:15.2 | And that's it. |
| 1:15.7 | What is he posting on Facebook? |
| 1:17.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.7 | Because I think Facebook to me is mostly like politics. |
| 1:20.6 | Imagine your man like opening his phone in the morning and going straight to Facebook. |
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