America's Nazi Land
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You have found the Titus podcast Armageddon Update with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland. |
| 0:07.5 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update. |
| 0:13.4 | Hello, everybody, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:16.8 | Well, just when you think America can't be more of a theme park model after 1937's Germany. |
| 0:22.4 | Well, we've added a new shooting woman in the face attraction. Oh, yes. We in America have really |
| 0:28.2 | captured the vibe of Nazi Germany from the corruption and the stealing of the people's money |
| 0:32.7 | to the invading other countries without any approval at all and for no reason to going after |
| 0:38.4 | brown and black people and putting them in camps. Then we're hiring ex-news anchor alcoholic |
| 0:43.6 | douchebags with white supremacist tattoos to run our military. Then we have masked assholes |
| 0:49.2 | disappearing people by the thousands violating the law and the Constitution. So come on down to America's |
| 0:56.0 | Nazi land and visit our satellite park in lovely Orlando, Florida. Then we have cowgirl and dog |
| 1:01.8 | shooter Krusty Nome, who also shot her dog in the face. Seems to be a theme with ice. Today, |
| 1:06.9 | people, we had a tragedy that honestly I have no space to be funny about or humorous |
| 1:11.4 | about. I'll do my best. Today I watched a murder on television. Not the first murder I've witnessed |
| 1:16.9 | on TV. The first murder I witnessed was when a man who passed a fake $20 bill had his neck |
| 1:22.6 | kneeled on by this Nazi prick. Yeah, this Nazi prick right here was convicted and in prison was stabbed 22 times. |
| 1:28.9 | He didn't die because, well, I'm guessing, other people wanted their shot. Today, I watched a |
| 1:35.0 | masked, doughy, out of shape, incompetent, dipshit punk, shoot a woman in the face multiple times, |
| 1:42.2 | a woman who's trying to drive away. I've seen the video for multiple angles, and I got to tell you, it's damn evident that this |
| 1:47.7 | 37-year-old woman was trying to escape. She didn't try to run anyone over. She was told to leave |
| 1:52.8 | and was complying. But the mask murderer wasn't trained at all. Just another ex-bugaloo boy who |
| 1:59.3 | thought he could move out of his mama's basement if he took |
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