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Junkfood Cinema

The 2022 Killer Santa Classic

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Just in time for Christmas, it’s Merry Madness as Brian & Cargill pit against each other the Obscene Sixteen of cinema’s best/worst killer Santas!

Will Killer Kringle underdog have a Cinderella story? Or will a festive favorite run the proverbial table?

Ho Ho Hold on to your hats!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

0:07.5

You better come out and stop me. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

0:29.6

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

0:32.5

Who were these guys?

0:33.6

Who are these guys? Oh, my side.

0:52.3

Oh, my side junkions. You've just stepped into a bloody, Merry Christmas episode of junk food cinema, brought to you by FilmSchoolrejects.com.com.

1:02.3

Dot com. You'd better watch out. This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. It just has to be fattening. I your host brian salisbury and i'm joined as per usual

1:11.2

by my friend and co-host he is a novelist he is a screenwriter a lieutenant of megaforce the man who

1:17.0

is the naughty list mr c robert cargill hi happy holidays cargill how are you doing i am doing great

1:25.3

uh it is a nice chill uh season. I have cleared off my desk

1:30.9

of the work until the new year. I am playing video games, drinking whiskey, watching some of my

1:35.7

favorite Christmas films. And tonight, we are doing something we have never done before.

1:40.9

We are bracketing. I am so excited for tonight and make sure that you

1:44.8

drip all your pipes, Cargill, and I'm not referring to the STD situation. It is getting

1:48.8

cold out there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Here in here in Austin, we are going to freeze this week

1:53.4

and we may be frozen for a bit. So real exciting. Yeah. And it's funny too coming from the Midwest,

1:59.2

what a Texas freeze is versus what a Midwest freezes is very, very different.

2:03.2

Oh, yes.

2:05.3

But that does not mean that the town is going to any less shut down.

2:08.4

So there will be lots of ample opportunities for us to watch movies.

2:11.7

And I am super excited.

2:13.6

Speaking of watching movies, before I get ahead of myself, if you want to watch movies and listen to a show about watching movies, you can always find our entire back catalog on your favorite podcatcher and follow us on all your favorite social medias at junk food cinema.

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