Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable, this episode.

Multitudinous mark, perfection pussorified, fucks his foot, then plays to the loyal.

Botox Bob recounts James as joyous japes, prints like a pro, slays the stank,

loves thick hard wood, and weaponizeizes taxes. Weena Wade poops

in public, backs bacon power, threatens damnation, and advises assaulting the divine.

From Jonesing hard to naked marsupials. Yes, it's time for, that sounds good.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to distractible.

I know you've been jonesing for an episode. Going from two to one must be hard, but we're all going to Distractable. I know you've been Jonesing for an episode.

Going from two to one must be hard, but we're all going to get through it. We may not be the same on the other side, but we're all going to get through it. That's what she said. Sorry. Sorry. I could. I'm sorry. Sorry. Continue. Cut that out. Elyxene. Cut that out. No, no. gonna, Lixian doesn't work here.

Wait, Sam, edit that back in.

Sam, Killixian.

Whoa. Whoa. Uh, God. Kill Mark. I win. Podcast out. All right. So the clone, I'm, I'm the clone of Mark. We've gone through multiple versions of me. If you don't know

how this all works, it is different

pretty much never. It is always

the same in that one

of us hosts. I guess

it's kind of different because we all host

differently and some of us read the rules.

Do we remember the script?

We did have a script. We had a script once upon the time. I don't remember. Yeah, I don't know that you ever used it, but Mark and I had a thing that we looked at. Never had a thing that I know of. Anyway, I host these two compete. I have a game that changes almost every time. Sometimes we do sequels, but this week I've got a new one for you.

But I'm going to read you the title that is not the title of this episode, which I was really, really, really excited about, but I could not think of where to take it.

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