Oxford 3000 AND TOO

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable.
0:05.0	This episode,
0:07.0	Boing Bob doesn't know Kryptonian lore, loves rectal and starts semantic situations.
0:13.0	Midden-making mark gets poisoned by pricks, wets himself goes urethral, lords Warhammer,
0:19.0	and maniacally directs Wade's bottom.
0:22.6	Witty Wade's swallow sausage, goes crawling, fears myocardial infarctions,
0:28.2	then stringtural his yankhole.
0:30.4	From superfan, Superman, to caring less.
0:35.7	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:42.3	It's time for Oxford 3002.
0:51.3	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
0:56.1	Hello everybody and welcome to Superman's favorite podcast.
0:58.7	You can't prove that it's not.
1:01.8	Unless, does he canonically have a favorite?
1:03.1	Yeah, distractible.
1:06.0	Super D-duper man.
1:09.3	Oh, I don't know enough about comic books to make this joke.
1:28.4	I asked him, and he told me, we're his favorite. Superman's favorite. That's us. That's right. It's distractable. You talk to Superman? Yeah, we're buddies. On the reg. I go to his fortress of quietude, and I'd hang out with him in his cat, and we talk about podcasts. And is this all true? That sounds like Superman.
1:29.3	Kind of.
1:30.8	It's made of dry ice.
1:31.6	The cat?
1:32.6	The cat.
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