Buy My Thing!

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery, which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.
0:10.2	Save and splurge at Accardo, the online supermarket. Geographical and other restrictions. Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply.
0:16.6	New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com.
0:19.8	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible.
0:25.9	This illustrated episode, Wiggling Wade, greatest host of the generation,
0:31.0	reinvents the wheels of commerce.
0:33.4	Boulder Dash Bob has his house, communally pebble-dashed,
0:36.9	requests short stories and trends treads in shit.
0:40.2	Masturbating Mark evades the red rug, draw snipers, tartipoos, dicks and Zordon,
0:46.6	then gets dusty with eight hot rings.
0:49.9	From badger beards to range masters.
0:53.1	Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's time for... Buy, Mawin. from badger beards to range masters. Yes.
0:55.0	It's time for
0:56.6	Buy my thing.
1:00.3	Now sit back
1:01.8	and prepare to be distracted
1:03.9	and enjoy the show.
1:08.0	Hey everyone.
1:08.9	Welcome back to another episode of Distractable.
1:13.6	I am today's host because I'm bald. And bald people have rights too, I found out.
1:18.1	Join as always by my co-hosts who similarly did disagree with that, Mark and Bob.
1:22.1	Hey, what's up?
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