Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, Boy Detective.

Well, I accidentally stole something at the flea market.

Can I tell you how?

Oh, Jesse.

This was this morning.

This was like six hours ago. I was at the flea market. Could I tell you how? Oh, Jesse. This was this morning. This was like six hours ago. I was at the flea market. I'm just walking around doing my shopping. Sure. You know, just shopping for the put this on shop, just shopping for the holidays. In general, how was it going before you descended into a life of crime? Well, it was the Rosewell flea market, which is a very large

flea market here in Southern California, and it's the most dilettanteish of the flea market.

So it gets progressively more annoying the later in the morning it is as people who are just

sort of like looking around appear. And it was still relatively early in the morning, but I don't think I had actually

successfully bought anything. So I was like a little frustrated. Nothing was coming to me.

I was a little upset. I was in this booth owned by somebody that I met before at the

market. You have this giant wad of cash. Who will take this from me? I mean, I'm literally not to like make myself a mark, but like I'm usually carrying at least $1,000. Are you, do you go with $1,000? Yeah, because you can't, because you got to buy stuff with cash. So if stuff shows up, you got to have the money in your pocket to buy it. Okay. So, uh, have you ever spent $1,000 in one trip? Absolutely.

I got a store.

I got a store to put shit into.

But I'm walking around, and I'm wearing a baseball cap with a relatively long brim, which I'm wearing still now.

And I was wearing sunglasses because it was a little bright out.

And I leaned over and onto the table in

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