Bike Guy, with Brian Bendis
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. |
| 0:03.2 | Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:11.4 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. |
| 0:12.7 | I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. |
| 0:15.1 | Jordan Morris going into 2026. |
| 0:18.3 | Skin tag free! |
| 0:21.5 | Wow. All ready for this. |
| 0:22.9 | Is this what our show is now, Jordan? |
| 0:24.7 | Are we going to talk about having a hard time urinating as well? |
| 0:28.1 | Yeah, why not? |
| 0:30.1 | Prostate problems. |
| 0:31.3 | Now I wake up twice a night to pee. |
| 0:34.7 | Where did you have a skin tag, Jordan? |
| 0:36.8 | They were all over my face. |
| 0:38.5 | It's nice of you to pretend like you hadn't been noticed the disgusting excess skin flaps coming off of my face and eyes for years and years. |
| 0:47.5 | But I did it. |
| 0:48.2 | I got them removed and I'm feeling great. |
| 0:50.1 | Went to the dermatologist for an eczema issue. |
| 0:52.6 | And they're like, while you're here here do you want us to burn off them tags |
| 0:56.2 | and i'm like why not right you know i got the i got the money maker gesturing to the face you know |
| 1:03.6 | everything's pivoting to video these days we were talking about it off mike pivoting to video it's |
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