Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. Um, Jesse.

Yeah, Jordan.

You didn't, sorry, I started to start off on like a weird note that's going to be

weird, but like you didn't mention my beard trim. Oh. You didn't mention that I got my beard

trimmed. Oh. So I know usually you're a pretty thoughtful guy. Uh, I don't know, maybe you just

got something else going on, on. Should we start over?

Here's the thing, though.

I mean, I got my beard trimmed. Okay. And it was by the world's weirdest man. Okay. So I want to make sure that, like, let me help you. Let me do it was worth it because it was kind of an ordeal. So I wanted to make sure the beard looks good. Jordan, is it all right? if I'll just go ahead and say Jordan your beard

looks very shapely today.

Thanks, Jesse. I had it trimmed, but boy, I went through quite the ordeal to get the trim. I'd love to hear about it. When you say ordeal, are you referring to the man who gave you the beard trim Jesse this guy was wild uh-huh and I

can't wait to tell you about it um thank you that was seamless by the way you bet really I worked

for seamless for a long time oh yeah yeah podcasting was not working out for me seamless is

was delivery service yeah okay okay I'm sure you make your own hours that's good yeah it's a good part

about working for seamless so I um know, I moved a couple months ago, and I've still been like going back to my

stuff from my old place. I haven't gotten new stuff, right? So I'm like, okay, I had a barber

beard trim guy that I liked in Pasadena. I see what you mean. I thought you were suggesting

that when one moves, one just like burns everything one has. Isn't that how you do it?

Then buys a new set. Sure. Like the velveteen rabbit. Right. I don't want anything to have the

black plague attached to it.

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