Sam, I've never had anything to drink on a date ever,

so I never get to get into these kind of crazy scenarios,

but I've been dating completely sober my entire life, so.

That's crazy. Good for you, though.

I mean, it wasn't just, I just don't like the smell of alcohol

and anything I don't like the smell of, I don't put in my mouth.

If that's a drink or disco cock or whatever,

it's just a flat out rule that I think is kept me quite safe,

orally.

Hello, everyone. First up, we have comedian actor,

podcaster and writer Sam Marille, also joining us

as the fabulous Sam J. And we are so happy to have Steph Tollev,

a stand-up and sketch comedian and host of the podcast,

Steph in fiction, which is such a great name for a show,

which is all about her weird body ailment.

So, you know what, Steph, I'm just going to jump in straight with you.

Sure.

How is dating when that is a show that you put out to the world?

Oh, it was bad for a long time.

I tend to have very gross people like me and gross things

happen all the time, so that's why I had to do a podcast

about all my fucking ailments. We can swear.

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