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Absolutely Not

That's a Wrap on Special #2!

Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather recaps the special taping in her hometown in Atlanta at the iconic Fox Theatre. However, there's no sleep over in these parts! While answering the voicemails, she talks about her time up in Athens for College Gameday and the insecurity of some men on instagram after seeing nipples on TV. 


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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:04.0

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

0:10.0

where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.0

I want to start a fire. Hello, hi, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:36.0

Christina is here in the studio and she just woke me up.

0:39.0

We are bone chilling, tired.

0:42.0

We are on the corner of we're not gonna make it and we have no

0:52.0

food, we have no jobs, our pets heads are falling off.

0:54.8

It is, man, we have so much to dive into.

0:59.4

This is going to be an absolutely insane, unwell, unhinged episode. I am going to recap all of the

1:06.5

special I am going to recap the shit that went down in Atlanta. There was a woman with

1:10.9

no pants on who came to the after party who was just in an apology note.

1:14.4

I had a nervous breakdown after I took a quarter of an Adderall in a bar in Athens, Georgia.

1:19.6

We have done a lot.

1:21.9

And there's a lot to discuss discuss but I am so thrilled you guys are here.

1:26.4

Thank you so much for the love too on the podcast and on the YouTube.

1:29.6

Thank you for everybody who's tuning in and watching it live.

1:31.8

Listen we've had this podcast for like four years.

1:34.4

It just took us a while to, you know, get that video element together.

1:37.6

Always gotta do more.

1:41.1

Do more, it's never enough, never enough, you gotta always do more.

1:47.0

I gotta be honest with you, I am really, I kind of feel like I have the shakes not from alcohol but from exhaustion

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